Paris Hilton Saved By Joint Chiefs Chairman
All the cable news channels were all over the transport of Paris Hilton from her home to the court by Sheriff’s car. That was until Joint Chiefs Chairman Peter Pace decided to retire and the cable news channels decided to return to reporting, well, real news. At that point, the only cable channel covering the Hilton debacle du jour was E!

Peter Pace Retires

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