Wow. Maybe I shouldn't Go On Vacation Again

Paris Hilton Saved By Joint Chiefs Chairman
All the cable news channels were all over the transport of Paris Hilton from her home to the court by Sheriff’s car. That was until Joint Chiefs Chairman Peter Pace decided to retire and the cable news channels decided to return to reporting, well, real news. At that point, the only cable channel covering the Hilton debacle du jour was E!

Peter Pace Retires

TMZ Offers Blow-By-Blow Coverage with their stalkerazzi!

Awwww....

Nothing Says Cuteness Like Two Otters Holding Hands

Don't even tell me they're just doing it for some kind of biological reason. These two otters are in love!

I'm with the band. Yup, that's me in the dress. Heather's on the end, Johnny's wife Jenny is the one with the blonde curls, Johnny is poking his head out on the left, and that's Ilene from sales in front of me.

That's me in my party dress with some Peakerheads!

This is what I'll be doing at Peakerman's Party!

And what is your party trick? I'll be ridin' my unicycle and throwing plates around. By the way, if you want your tickets, you only have until Friday to win them!

More Cuteness!

This little guy is almost as cute as Gaspard Ullysses, or whatever his name is.