Monica's Blog

2007-06-14T09:46:00.001-07:00

Wow. Maybe I shouldn't Go On Vacation Again

2007-06-08T10:40:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton Saved By Joint Chiefs Chairman
All the cable news channels were all over the transport of Paris Hilton from her home to the court by Sheriff’s car. That was until Joint Chiefs Chairman Peter Pace decided to retire and the cable news channels decided to return to reporting, well, real news. At that point, the only cable channel covering the Hilton debacle du jour was E!

Peter Pace Retires

TMZ Offers Blow-By-Blow Coverage with their stalkerazzi!

2007-05-29T13:44:00.000-07:00

Awwww....

2007-04-12T18:34:00.000-07:00

Nothing Says Cuteness Like Two Otters Holding Hands

Don't even tell me they're just doing it for some kind of biological reason. These two otters are in love!

2007-03-19T11:29:00.000-07:00

I'm with the band. Yup, that's me in the dress. Heather's on the end, Johnny's wife Jenny is the one with the blonde curls, Johnny is poking his head out on the left, and that's Ilene from sales in front of me.

2007-03-19T11:25:00.000-07:00

That's me in my party dress with some Peakerheads!

2007-03-06T10:28:00.000-08:00

This is what I'll be doing at Peakerman's Party!

And what is your party trick? I'll be ridin' my unicycle and throwing plates around. By the way, if you want your tickets, you only have until Friday to win them!

2007-03-05T09:41:00.000-08:00

More Cuteness!

This little guy is almost as cute as Gaspard Ullysses, or whatever his name is.

2007-02-26T08:53:00.000-08:00

Something New & Cute for the Blog!

Have you ever seen a panda sneeze?

Now you have. Cute, no?

Now Onto The Newest Hollywood Hoo Hah!

2007-02-20T14:22:00.000-08:00

Too Hot for Hollywood Hoo Hah!

Wait -- nothing is too hot for Hollywood Hoo Hah!

This kind of makes it look like her cries for help were never heard.

2007-02-16T15:45:00.001-08:00

This is entirely too creepy not to share!

2007-01-24T07:37:00.001-08:00

A look at Madonna's Confessions Tour

Here she is performing Jump with some cool acrobat dancer guys.

2007-01-24T07:37:00.000-08:00

A look at Madonna's Confessions Tour

Here she is performing Jump with some cool acrobat dancer guys.

2007-01-21T17:42:00.000-08:00

Kinda frightening!

Imagine this set to the tune of Bad Day by Daniel Powter.

2006-12-28T13:16:00.000-08:00

Hey! I thought Gerald Ford died ten years ago?

Or was it that Dana Carvey predicted this on SNL back in 1996? Here he is doing a pretty funny Tom Brokaw:

2006-12-14T13:26:00.000-08:00

This can't be real.

2006-12-11T10:34:00.000-08:00

How to make a commercial

More proof that I work and Steve doesn't!

2006-12-05T13:39:00.000-08:00

If you understand all the snarky comments in this video, you have officially overdosed on pop culture.

It's Britney Spears, fully clothed (for once) taking her kid to the zoo on her 25th birthday. (Britney's birthday, not the baby's! Though you could misinterpret that in a hillybilly twins sort of way).

2006-12-01T15:28:00.000-08:00

Bono has a message for you today:

2006-11-27T15:11:00.000-08:00

A public service announcement for men...

At first, you know, as a woman...I thought this was really sexist. But then I realized the tips are right on! PMS can totally be soothed when you're significant other buys you chocolate, flowers, or jewelry. And yes -- if you're a man offer your lady a hot bath and a massage to help alleviate the symptoms of PMS. Just make that extra effort to get on her good side and you'll make through PMS in one piece.

2006-11-22T09:47:00.000-08:00

Before you think this is a joke...

Guess which member of the Peak staff has actually had to blend Thanksgiving dinner for a relative. I am so not kidding. And it's not me. Though maybe my daughter could enjoy her first Thanksgiving this way?

2006-11-17T15:56:00.000-08:00

I love to point out people who have too much time on their hands!

Take this guy for instance. He's "Greg Kennedy, Innovative Juggler." And boy, is he! I bet this guy could have made a lot of money performing for people who were waiting in line last night to buy PlayStation 3...

2006-11-14T08:56:00.000-08:00

Welcome to our reality!

We talk on the phone. We play songs. We joke around. We giggle. Such is the life of Steve and I...

2006-11-10T13:01:00.000-08:00

Loser! K-Fed reacts to getting dumped by text message.

You're really never supposed to dump someone by text message, just in case you're new to the emerging text message ettiqute we're all supposed to obey as our lives get more digitized. But if you're that new to text messaging, I figure maybe you've never seen a text message break up before. Well, here's one! Orchestrated by none other than pop princess/redneck/future Anna Nicole white trash chick Britney Spears.

2006-11-04T18:43:00.000-08:00

Meet baby Sophia's new boyfriend!

He's got a really unique laugh...

2006-11-02T16:23:00.000-08:00

Is anybody going to see Borat?

Is this a documentary? Somebody told me it's a documentary. I think it was Steve. Is he telling me the truth? I do think it's funny he wrestled the guy from CBS though:

2006-10-26T16:20:00.000-07:00

Steve has made me the star of his latest YouTube video. Wait -- that doesn't sound right...

Now you know what an evening is really like for Steve and I at the Peak. We almost pretended to do work for this one too, but then we thought "nah..."

2006-10-19T13:02:00.000-07:00

For this kid, I think I’ll play Daniel Powter’s Bad Day.

2006-10-10T12:30:00.000-07:00

Put a smile on your face!

As if that weren't cude and cuddly enough, there is an acutaly blog devoted to all things adorable, called Cute Overload.

2006-10-05T10:07:00.000-07:00

I really like this cover of Hey Ya!

2006-10-05T09:27:00.000-07:00

From the depths of my closet...here are my leggins, scrunchie, and snap bracelets!

by christinechin04

I figured out what I'm going to wear to REO! If only I would have cleaned out my closet before that Madonna concert, these would have been perfect. Is it bad to wear 80's regalia to see REO Speedwagon at Ft. McDowell Casino? Or should I wear an REO t-shirt to the show?

2006-09-27T12:52:00.000-07:00

I think this guy is making fun of me and all the things I hold dear. That is so not cool.

2006-09-19T17:34:00.000-07:00

Since I've been laid up from my knee surgery, I have had plenty of time to catch up on some hot gossip! For instance, Jack Nicholson has been scaring Leonardo Di Caprio on the set of their new film, The Departed which is directed by Martin Scorsese.

If Leo’s so scared of Jack, he better keep his youthful little paws of Jack’s Lakers tickets. Just sayin’.

Here’s what happened, and it’s still not all too clear from this Starpulse article, but it looks like Jack Nicholson has been menacing Leonardo Di Caprio on the set of their movie all in the sake of good acting. Just your average legendary actor picking on the young kid actor with some matches and whiskey.

Given this is Jack, it’s not all that surprising.

2006-09-11T10:38:00.000-07:00

Is this Japanese Elvis?

No, it's actually the world champion air guitarist of 2006, Japan's Ochi "Dainoji" Yosuke.

If only the Air Guitar World Championships had been around when I was younger, I would have totally ditched band camp for this! The American contestant, Craig "Hot Lixx Hulahan" Billmeier, came in at number 6 in the competition. According to the website, the meaning of being an air guitarist is to "surrender to the music without having an actual instrument." That's the meaning of what we do here at the Peak all the time!

2006-09-06T19:47:00.000-07:00

Rosie on the View....Katie on the pm news....do you like? do you care? do you have a quarter I could borrow?

2006-09-06T19:10:00.000-07:00

the "good" voice and "Bad" voice I have talking to me all the time

2006-09-06T14:53:00.000-07:00

I am absolutely in awe of this! Such talent!

My only talent is...let me get back to you on that!

2006-02-09T11:31:00.000-08:00

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